GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?
1. In an act of defiant sovereignty, Mexico today announced that it is establishing a permanent resort community in an as-yet-to-be-disclosed northern area, devoted entirely to addicted US citizens. There, along with swimming pools, exercise equipment and all the other accoutrements of five-star vacation living, clients will have access to all the uppers, downers, and mind twisters they want. A source close to the planning process, who wishes to remain anonymous, said "why should we go to all the trouble of shipping drugs North? Why not just keep them here, and take all the profit for domestic projects?" It was reported that the Arellano Felix family had applied for a license but was rejected. (more…)